Pros and Cons
There are many upsides to having a surgery. The first thing I noticed was:
- A milkshake whenever I wanted one.
Following along shortly thereafter I noted additional perks:
- A nap whenever I wanted one.
- A life of ease and luxury.
- Getting to play Super Mario World on the Super Nintendo as much as I wanted.
- Friends bringing brownies.
- I haven't changed a single diaper in six full days.
I figured out the downsides pretty quickly too, though.
- It hurts.
- You can't hold your babies
- The pain meds make you take a nap whether you want one or not.
- When you are on these kinds of meds and you get a migraine, you can't take anything else, and it still hurts.
- Mario gets old after you die on the same level ten times in a row because you can't play right.
- Your mother wasn't lying when she said too much ice cream and brownies will make you sick.
- I would gladly change a diaper every hour as a trade off for my own bowel issues being solved.
Here's to getting better soon!
- A milkshake whenever I wanted one.
Following along shortly thereafter I noted additional perks:
- A nap whenever I wanted one.
- A life of ease and luxury.
- Getting to play Super Mario World on the Super Nintendo as much as I wanted.
- Friends bringing brownies.
- I haven't changed a single diaper in six full days.
I figured out the downsides pretty quickly too, though.
- It hurts.
- You can't hold your babies
- The pain meds make you take a nap whether you want one or not.
- When you are on these kinds of meds and you get a migraine, you can't take anything else, and it still hurts.
- Mario gets old after you die on the same level ten times in a row because you can't play right.
- Your mother wasn't lying when she said too much ice cream and brownies will make you sick.
- I would gladly change a diaper every hour as a trade off for my own bowel issues being solved.
Here's to getting better soon!
Aww. :( I hope your tummy ache goes away soon. And that you took lots of pictures at the beach today.
ReplyDeleteSee you soon!!!!
You're a funny gal. Luxury wins!
ReplyDeleteI hope you feel better quickly. I had a partial hysterectomy when Elise was just 2 months old. It was pretty awful. I feel your pain. I hope you heal soon and get back to feeling like yourself.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad the surgery went as well as possible and truly do hope you feel better soon!
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